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FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Created on 2014-01-07 01:52:48 (#2143764), last updated 2014-01-24 (190 weeks ago)

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Name:sir_nubbyshouts
Birthdate:Jun 6
WELCOME, DIPSHITS, TO MY SHITTY ONLINE JOURNAL.

IMPORTANT FAQ:

1) WHY SIR_NUBBYSHOUTS?
ANTICIPATING THAT A MILLION OF YOU MORONS ARE GOING TO BE SNICKERING OUT BOTH ENDS OF YOUR ASSCRACK OVER THIS SEEMINGLY SELF-DEROGATORY NICKNAME, I WILL TELL YOU ALL UPFUCKINGFRONT THAT THIS MONIKER WAS GIVEN TO ME BY NONE OTHER THAN FUTURE-ALTERNATE TEEN CONDESCE MEENAH PEIXES, SO NOW I'LL GRACIOUSLY HAVE YOU SCRAPE DOWN TO YOUR SCABBY KNEECAPS AND OFFER A HUSHED AND SINCERE APOLOGY OVER YOUR WRONG MENTAL MACHINATIONS. APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

2)AREN'T YOU A SHITTY ~ATH PROGRAMMER OR SOMETHING? WHAT'S YOUR DEAL ANYWAY?
MY DEAL IS THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH CLUELESS ENTITLEMENT BABIES WITH ENDLESS MEANINGLESS ISSUES ON A MICROSECOND-TO-MICROSECOND BASIS, AND ALSO MY SKILLS AT CODING ARE FUCKING PEERLESS. I AM GOING TO BE QUEEN OF THIS PUTRID WASTELAND OF LOSERS AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

3)AND YOU'RE DATING ERIDAN AMPORA? WHAT?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, AND HE'S AN UNDATABLE GENOCIDAL LOSER WITH WRETCHED INTERPERSONAL SKILLS AND TERRIBLE HAIR. WE'VE GONE OVER THIS.

4)NO, BUT SERIOUSLY… ERIDAN "DOUCHESCAR" AMPORA???
YES. I AM REALLY SORRY TO DESTROY ANYONE'S IMPRESSIONS OF ME AS BEING A TROLL OF GREAT DISCERNMENT AND TASTE, I GUESS. BUT THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS. FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, IF HE'S ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND YOU NEED TO BEAT HIM UP A LITTLE OR SOMETHING, FEEL FREE. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHO I'M WITH AND FUCK YOU FOR INSINUATING I SHOULD DO OTHERWISE, THEORETICAL ONLINE ASSHOLES (THOSE WITH LAST NAME STARTING WITH A "C" AND ENDING WITH "RAPTOR" AT THE TOP OF THE LIST).

ANYWAY, THAT'S IT FOR NOW. I'LL ADD MORE TO THE FAQ IF NECESSARY, LATER LOSERS.

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game grub, sickles, the thresh prince of bel-air, troll 50 first dates, troll hitch, troll serendipity, troll will smith, ~ath programming
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